Ashes to ashes, fun to funky

According to this week's NME, Keith Richards once snorted his dad's ashes cut with some blow.

This calls for a picture of Keith Richards and his dad.

Oh, wait, that's actually Captain Jack Sparrow and Captain Jack Sparrow's dad. Close enough.

Update 4/4/07: It was an April Fool joke, apparently. Good excuse for a picture, though. http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1556258/20070403/rolling_stones.jhtml