I'm the proud owner of this t-shirt,
described by the manufacturer as (and I am not making this up):
Fluffy Noodle can go on for hours about this image. ZoSo is Jimmy Page's spirit symbol from Led Zep's fourth album. Jimmy Page plays guitar, Jimmy Page looks like a beautiful girl, his girlfriend, Robert Plant sings and also looks like a girl, together they made the heaviest Cock Rock ever, in a parallel universe, Jimmy Page is a beautiful teenage girl in her bedroom oblivious to the power she wields over all the boys.
We know, the Noodle has issues.
The Noodle, if you ask me, also has a fine taste in purely visual mixed messages. The combination of My Little Pony and the harder end of Astrology seems just about right.
(That's not me, by the way. She's the model. She may even be Noodle. Who knows? )