I had a German visitor at work this week. As I was leaving
the building, fully expecting him to not understand my banter, I said,
"All the activity out there is because our new CEO is visiting next week.
They're all out there painting the vegetation green." He didn't say
"Eh?" or the German equivalent. He said, "Yes, we do this in
Germany also. Paint the vegetation green."
Our
So Cal home town is having a rodeo on Saturday and Sunday, so I will have
to wear my cowboy hat. STB promises there will be "both kinds of
music". That is, country AND
western.
I was speaking with the Germans about the metric system – which is not in use at all, except in scientific communities, in the US. I couldn't for
the life of me remember what the deal was in the UK. I know people still weigh
themselves in stones (14 pounds), and that distances are in miles, and food is
in kilogrammes, though I'd guess most people still think in pounds. I have no idea what's taught in
schools. I was reading an article from
the Old Days yesterday and it mentioned that someone paid 15/- for something,
which I internally vocalized, quite naturally, as "fifteen
shillings". It occurred to me later on in the article – when something was
18/6 – that most people reading the article today would most likely have to stop
and work out that this was eighteen shillings and sixpence. Of course any
reference in there to LSD would probably not be read smoothly as "pounds, shillings
and pence". Today I came across an
article mentioning an amazing find of a dimetrodon fossil in Canada . This is a
beast which predates decimalization in all three countries mentioned, which may
be why the following interesting measurement set was used:
“This one we think is a juvenile, a baby, so about two to three feet in length, tip to tail, and 30 to 40 pounds,” she said. “But some of these guys could grow up to 4.7 metres in length and up to 300 pounds. From the Globe and Mail.
Uh oh. Peromyscus,
my totem animal, has killed a man. It used to be bad enough with the Lyme
Disease, but the Hanta Virus is catching up fast. Hanta
Virus Claims First Ever Fatality in Yosemite National Park. (Apparently we carry Erlichiosis and
Babesiosis as well. It's a wonder there's any of us left at all.)
According to the CDC, there are four North American rodents that carry hantavirus: the deer mouse, cotton rat, rice rat, and white-footed mouse.Both the deer mouse and the cotton rat usually live in rural areas, but can also be found in cities when conditions are right, such as easy availability of food, water and shelter, the CDC said.
An NY
Times article about writing attracted my attention. It's called Where Do Sentences
Come From? but for some reason completely fails to address the question. However, the author, who rejoices in the name
Verlyn Klinkenborg did write a fascinating sentence of his or her own:
So let’s demystify the origin of sentences. Think of it this way. You almost surely have a voice inside your head. At present, it’s an untrained voice. It natters along quite happily, constructing delayed ripostes and hypothetical conversations.
Which of course I do, and that's exactly what it does. It
spends all day explaining what I could have said that would have been funny,
planning out what to say if I ever met $Hero, and, um, thinking about the best
way to describe in writing what I'm currently seeing. Which is why Verlyn
lost me when zie tried to help me train my 'untrained voice':
Now try turning a thought into a sentence. This is harder than it seems because first you have to find a thought. They may seem scarce because nothing in your education has suggested that your thoughts are worth paying attention to. Again and again I see in students, no matter how sophisticated they are, a fear of the dark, cavernous place called the mind. They turn to it as though it were a mailbox. [...] The more you do this, the easier it will be to remember the sentences you want to keep. Better yet, you’ll know that you can replace any sentence you lose with one that’s just as good.
Do other people really have to practice this? Or just
Verlyn's students?
In the comments there was this:
There's a problem with this approach. It confuses speaking with writing. And it privileges speaking over writing. The voice in your head tells you something very different than the marks on a piece of paper or the images on your computer screen. Writing, arguably, predates speaking. that is, there was likely a shared graphics before there was a shared phonetics giving voice to those graphic marks.
Which I found fascinating. Is it really possible that
painting marks came before speech? I think it might be – and it's a wonderful
strange world to think about. The comment was answered by Miss Ingthepoint, a
regular commentator.
Actually there is no human society in which writing predated speech. Speech predates writing for a very long time, for the writing to be invented to record it for posterity.
That's not what the commenter said.
Here's a picture of
Jack White playing a "B" show in a laundromat in Portland. The "chick" that people are asking
about in the comments is Ruby Amanfu, a singer in his band.
And here's a competition to design a dress for his supermodel ex-wife, Karen Elson. Here's my entry. I don't think I'll win anything.
The
Grauniad decided that a History of Fanfiction was in order, now that Fifty
Shades of Grey is a multi-million seller.
The piece seems to include plenty of long words and not a lot of the
usual Graun typos, so it looks legitimate
on the surface, but each actual
statement either seems wrong or actually is wrong.
By the late 1980s there had been a glut of Mary Sues fictionally beaming themselves up on to the Starship Enterprise, and true fans started to view the sub-genre plots as insidious. Interestingly, by outshining the heroes Mary Sues reveal a lurking contempt on behalf of their fan writers towards the original characters.
Well, no…
Lo and behold (or Low and Behold, as they say on the
internets), Making
Light made mincemeat of it. That's what you get from a blog that has
professional editors and Big Name Fans as owners, and a commentariat comprising
just about everybody in SF Fandom from about 1952 on (the date of publication
of The Enchanted Duplicator,
about which the Guardian gets much wrong).
Here's the Raconteurs in concert in 2006 with Level. This
came up in conversation on a message board today for the bit where Jack and
Brendan try to push each other over (starts around 1:09): [link broke]
And here's an interview with Alison Mosshart of the Kills at
Outside Lands, interviewed by the Rock It
Out Blog.
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