Apparently, I will be required to bail out bankers personally, otherwise, I'm told, the entire planet is doomed.
I fell asleep and dreamed the nice banker I bailed out sent me a thank you letter, like children in underserved countries used to have to do if you sponsored them at school for a water pump for their village.
It looked like this. (Click for larger version.)
Scathing Guardian article, by the way. Worth a read