It's Clapham and Dwyer's A Surrealist Alphabet from 1934. It's a bit obscure in places (but probably wasn't when it was written, although I do have to wonder about Jaffa Oranges before the war - were they really that well known in England?).
Luckily Wikipedia has transcribed it for us:
And as a chaser, here's the sadly missed Ian Dury reciting the Bus Driver's Prayer.