Did you notice how Jack White introduced Alison Mosshart as Baby Ruthless in this video? If she can be Baby Ruthless, I can be feminine but transgressively-named too.
Lessee... Miss Demeanour. (Note British spelling - much more exclusive.)
Here's me as Miss Demeanour eating a packet of Horehound-flavoured spogs (behind the bike shed or somewhere similarly frowned-upon by 'the man').
Nope, that looks like me, not Miss Demeanour.
No, a bit too "Hope".
Nope, too fine art.
That's it! Xerox art, that's the mark of someone who's actually pasted a fanzine together rather than just wittered on a blog. I'll go with that. 
 Although I didn't go to the effort of finding a Xerox and making multi-gen copies. I made it in Photoshop in like two minutes. It's pulling cute antics like that which got me known as Miss Demeanour, the transgressively-named blogger.